As a journalist I have been watching two seemingly unrelated but alarming trends.
The first is that cars have been getting far more reliable these past 20 years. A 10-or 15-year-old car now is far more reliable than its counterpart a decade or so ago.
The second is a growing realisation that the young women who go into prostitution are most likely to be the victims of drug abuse, nasty pimps and immigration spivs.
So why is this so alarming?
Because journalists are now in danger of slipping below used car salesmen and prostitutes in the order of professions on the list of trustworthiness and respectability. That will put us very near the bottom.
Mercifully, nothing will drag us below real-estate agents, who will always describe as “a stone’s throw to the shops” a distance that Robert de Castella would find hard to cover in a hour, or who will describe a house crying for the bulldozer as a “handyman’s dream” or where “rustic” means Telstra will charge $6000 to put the phone on.
None the less, journalists will remain below professions like taxi drivers and bus drivers, even though I understand there is a now new mathematical theorem which suggests that the longest possible distance between any two given points is the ACTION bus route.
We are even below politicians.
Teachers are in the middle.
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