Anyone awakened before 5am day after day is bound to be grumpy.
The world has strife and inconvenience enough on it own accord without us deliberately making it more inconvenient.
I am a really grumpy old man this week. Bird flu, the Pakistan earthquake and terrorism are natural visitations or the visitations of the irrational, and so inescapable. But why do supposed sophisticated, intelligent, cutting-edge, service-focused, design-oriented organisations and governments make life a misery – turning cultivated, educated, pleasant, unassuming people like me into raving, mouth-frothing, grumpy old men?
Grump 1 is daylight saving. Why, in the name of civil government, do the vast majority of south-eastern and south-western urban dwellers in Australia have to be dictated to by the rural rump? Throughout October we are awakened at 4.52am (on average) as the sun rises. If we can tolerate the sun rising in late March at 6.53am why can’t we do the same in spring and have the daylight at the end of the day?
There is a solution. We must convince John Howard and the state Premiers that terrorists are using the early daylight hours in spring to plot acts of violence, so it will necessary in the interests of national security to institute a sensible daylight saving regime. Forget state boundaries. Daylight saving will begin on the first weekend in October in an area from south-east Queensland through the eastern half of NSW, all of Victoria and Tasmania and the south-east of South Australia and the south-west of Western Australia. It will end on the last week of March.
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